A long time ago in a waiting room far, far away
a legend was born...

Hey Everybody! I started this site as a way for friends and family stay updated on my thyroid cancer treatments. Soon thousands of people from all over the world were sharing in my adventure, laughing with me (and at me). Currently I’m working on a book based on this journal. Subscribe to my BLOG for updates and other funny stuff! Stay well and thank your thyroid (or your synthroid) daily, UPDATE Chapter 23: Stuck Between a Rock and a Blue Cross DISCLAIMER: Contents within are all in good fun (in case my docs are reading!) Some facts have been altered slightly to enhance comedic value. Names have been withheld or changed to protect the innocent.

**Merchandise coming soon!** Action Figures Follicular Cancer Lady Backless hospital gown, IV cart and bendy straws included. Radio-Iodizer Gun and Hospital bedmobile sold separately. Lord Endocron Bottle of Synthroid and Hormone Ray gun included 5 inch stack of bills sold separately (call your insurance provider again for details) Coming soon! Waiting Room play set T-shirt I survived Thyroid Cancer and all I got was this stupid t-shirt (and a neck scar) Also available in turtleneck Bumper Stickers/Buttons Got Thyroid? I love my thyroid (organ pictured) My Thyroid is an honor student at Endocrine Elementary